Well, I’ve managed to write something that never needed to exist that appeals to a target demographic of around three people. I’ve lost it. I’ve gone insane. This is a completely, totally, wholly unnecessary post born out of a mind that obviously is going to waste thinking of silly nonsensical things instead of adult stuff.
But adult stuff is boring, so let’s have some freakin’ fun, y’all! If The 100 characters were WWE wrestlers, who would they be? Let the silliness ensue!
For those unfamiliar with wrestling terminology, I provide a quick primer.
Lexa = Sasha Banks

Heda is obviously The Boss, Sasha Banks. Sasha is swag personified. Lexa would be swag personified if the Grounders knew what swag was. Sasha isn’t afraid to betray a friendship or two to further her agenda…sound like anyone we know? Continue reading






