If The 100 Characters Were WWE Wrestlers

Well, I’ve managed to write something that never needed to exist that appeals to a target demographic of around three people. I’ve lost it. I’ve gone insane. This is a completely, totally, wholly unnecessary post born out of a mind that obviously is going to waste thinking of silly nonsensical things instead of adult stuff.

But adult stuff is boring, so let’s have some freakin’ fun, y’all! If The 100 characters were WWE wrestlers, who would they be? Let the silliness ensue!

For those unfamiliar with wrestling terminology, I provide a quick primer.

Lexa = Sasha Banks

Lexa sasha

Heda is obviously The Boss, Sasha Banks. Sasha is swag personified. Lexa would be swag personified if the Grounders knew what swag was. Sasha isn’t afraid to betray a friendship or two to further her agenda…sound like anyone we know?  Continue reading

Posted in Pure Tomfoolery, Television, The 100 | Tagged , | Leave a comment

The Walking Dead – “No Way Out” Review and Analysis

walking-dead1

Everyone’s favorite low stakes zombie show is back!

Do I enjoy TWD? Yes. But do I love TWD? To be honest, no. The show has its ups and downs, and when it’s good, it can be really good, but most of the time, it lulls into a status quo that can be exhilarating in parts, but usually marches forward at a measured pace towards an unclear endgame. Continue reading

Posted in Review & Analysis, Television, The Walking Dead | Tagged | Leave a comment

The 100 – “Watch the Thrones” Review and Analysis

the-100-season-3-episode-4-spoiler-photos

Well, that was a beautiful disaster.

I’m salty, y’all. SALTY. This is a tough review for me to write because I pretty much ride or die for this show, but I can’t ignore how a major story line was treated in this episode. To sum up:

The Polis narrative: Great. Loved it. Fantastic fight scene. Fascinating politics. Black blood. Dark Clarke maneuvering like Lady MacBeth. The freakin’ Ice Queen. Lexa being a BAMF. More sexual tension than you can shake a spear at.

The Arkadia narrative: A fucking dumpster fire.

134vvkhv9wqtaw

Continue reading

Posted in Review & Analysis, Television, The 100 | Tagged , , , , | 6 Comments

That’s Not How This Works

Driving to the office today, I found myself behind a car with an interesting stick figure family decal:

Luke Skywalker + Leia + a little Leia.

Uh. Wait. What?

To be fair, they did have a Texas A&M sticker on the car…so……..

Sigh. Aggies.

giphy7

(Obligatory mention that some of my best friends are Aggies, but we love to poke fun at them at them)

Posted in Pure Tomfoolery | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Worth a Watch: The Magicians

xpvmxik

The Magicians is an original series airing on Syfy, based on books bearing the same title. The premise is very familiar one if you’re a Harry Potter fan: magic exists is our world and a few gifted individuals are able to wield it. Continue reading

Posted in Television, Worth a Watch | Tagged | Leave a comment

The 100 – “Ye Who Enter Here” Review and Analysis

So, I woke up Thursday and decided to wear my “I Survived the Red Wedding” tee shirt in preparation for what The 100 season 3 episode 3 – “Ye Who Enter Here” – would bring.

Turns out, I was not prepared. Not one bit. Episode writer Kim Shumway did what she does best…blows our fucking minds. And blows up everything else. She’s ruthless.

So, did I enjoy the episode? Uh, I guess you could say so…this was me pretty much throughout the whole thing:

9fufbfhxmqx2o

Continue reading

Posted in Review & Analysis, Television, The 100 | Tagged , , , , , , | 3 Comments

You look like a prostitute for wizards

Once upon a time, Parks and Rec was the comedy that filled my little heart with joy every time I watched it. There are only a couple shows that do that for me, and New Girl has filled that void now that Parks and Rec is off the air. Continue reading

Posted in Television | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

The 100 – “Wanheda” Parts 1 & 2 Review & Analysis

the-100-zach-mcgowan-slice-600x200

The 100 season three is upon us like Clarke Griffin leaping mercilessly upon a panther. So, if you find that you’ve been stabbed in the heart and dragged off to the nearest Grounder trading post by our intrepid heroine, just lay back and let it happen. Clarke is going to get you processed into panther jerky and you’re powerless to stop it. Continue reading

Posted in Review & Analysis, Television, The 100 | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments